always have a witty line ready

Let’s say you walk into a bar, you look around and find an open spot to order a drink. An attractive bartender pours you a glass and asks, “so what […]

Halloween - The Metal Holiday

Halloween is without question the most metal holiday.  Not only is it dark, twisted and full of mischief, but women use it as an excuse to be women. But let’s […]

The Eye Contact Loser Clock

Last year when I was getting my business off the ground, I ran into this real son of a bitch that didn’t deserve a second of my time. Long story short, […]