Acid Flashbacks Are Real
As many of you know, I am a big advocate of psychedelic use. A responsible and well thought out tripping experience can have a tremendous impact on your life, the […]
Madness
“Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”
Link Pimp – Whore Domains for Cash
The world wide web is full of opportunity. Now more than ever it’s absolutely imperative to get a presence online, business or personal. Get your ideas out there or sell […]
Dark Snow – A Game of Thrones Prediction
*SPOILER WARNING – Don’t be a Fool* Book Spoilers Especially Game of Thrones returns tonight and I’ve finally gotten over the fact that I will not be able to read the […]
You May Stop Your Internal Dialogue – All Drugs Should Be Legal
That’s right. All of ’em. Let’s start with the wisdom of time: Universal truth 1 – If something makes people feel good, they will want it. Drugs make people feel […]
Fuck Richard Nixon
An article from 22 years ago resurfaces. To me this was immediately apparent from direct experience… “The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two […]
Stations of the Cross – Crown Your Mind in Thorns
I was raised in a fairly strict Catholic family and during the Lenten season we would be forced to attend a horrific event known as “Stations of the Cross.” Think […]
Always Have a Line
Let’s say you walk into a bar, you look around and find an open spot to order a drink. An attractive bartender pours you a glass and asks, “so what […]
The Eye Contact Loser Clock
Last year when I was getting my business off the ground, I ran into this real son of a bitch that didn’t deserve a second of my time. Long story short, […]
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Game of Thrones Finale
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Month 1 – Pain…
Bring Out the Hook – Boo Undesirable Acts
I often imagine a world where people can only cheer or boo for a live performance, emphatically and decisively. Maybe I’m warped, but would the world of entertainment be far superior without feigned praise or […]
Black Hat SEO – Cheat to Win
For the SEO sinners out there ranking a website becomes a leisurely, challenging activity to test your wits. You’re a fool to think that search engines can’t be manipulated. Right […]
The Dope’s Guide to Dope Part 2 – Smokers Wild
Read part 1 – A Beginner’s Guide to Marijuana I imagined myself licking the side of her immaculate face. There was nothing else to do, the meeting was absolutely soul […]
AlphaDark Acquires The Onion
It has been determined that AlphaDark is an even finer news source, sources say. In a bold and thoroughly stunning acquisition, AlphaDark owner and wordsmith “Riz” took over sole control of The […]