The Eye Contact Loser Clock
Last year when I was getting my business off the ground, I ran into this real son of a bitch that didn’t deserve a second of my time. Long story short, […]
Megadeth – New Album “Dystopia” & “Fatal Illusion”
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Game of Thrones Finale
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Month 2 – Will
You Ever See an Ape Play the Whamola?
Stoned and Honed. Primus live in Philadelphia At least once in your life you need to see Les Claypool play the whamola. This is the kind of show that cannot […]
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Month 1 – Pain…
Bring Out the Hook – Boo Undesirable Acts
I often imagine a world where people can only cheer or boo for a live performance, emphatically and decisively. Maybe I’m warped, but would the world of entertainment be far superior without feigned praise or […]
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge – Week 1
Get Past the First Week… Don’t Be Lazy… Don’t Give Up Goals achieved: C Major scale D Major scale, beginning “Happy Birthday” in C Major Now better than 80-90% of people […]
The 3 Month Keyboard Challenge
Goals Learn as much as possible on the keyboard using the strategies found in Show Stealer. Master simple songs and perhaps 1-2 intermediate or more challenging songs for a beginner (Star […]
Black Hat SEO – Cheat to Win
For the SEO sinners out there ranking a website becomes a leisurely, challenging activity to test your wits. You’re a fool to think that search engines can’t be manipulated. Right […]
White Hat SEO – Earn the Glory *Yawn*
This post is inspired by a brief exchange I had with Mikey C over at D&P. Tate from strivingforfreedom.com also threw a few thoughts in the ring, and I can […]
The Dope’s Guide to Dope Part 2 – Smokers Wild
Read part 1 – A Beginner’s Guide to Marijuana I imagined myself licking the side of her immaculate face. There was nothing else to do, the meeting was absolutely soul […]
AlphaDark Acquires The Onion
It has been determined that AlphaDark is an even finer news source, sources say. In a bold and thoroughly stunning acquisition, AlphaDark owner and wordsmith “Riz” took over sole control of The […]
Megadeth Bolts on Firepower – Kiko Loureiro, Chris Adler
*4/2/15 Update – Kiko Loureiro of Angra saddles up and joins Megadeth. The band also recently announced that Lamb of God drummer Chris Adler will be smashing hardware on their […]