Most people aren’t funny.

The Eye Contact Loser Clock

Last year when I was getting my business off the ground, I ran into this real son of a bitch that didn’t deserve a second of my time. Long story short, […]

alphadark charisma

Charisma, young man. Charisma wears the crown. The king’s way. Unbreakable loyalty achieved from a superhuman presence. A magnetic aura alien to the average person yet attractive and comfortably hypnotizing. Some […]

body language puppeteer

Friends, low-lifes, dirt-bags, welcome to tonight’s show! Gain the upper hand on friend or foe! Open your eyes to see the light, A foolish man, a pleasant sight. What’s that? […]

no one cares what you're selling

I snatched an opportunity to pitch a screenplay to Hollywood producers by completely winging the sell. Back when I was in college, I had absolutley no direction and floated around from […]

how to tell a joke

Life is ridiculous. It truly is. No one knows what the hell is really going on.  We are floating around on a giant rock in space. Having a serious attitude […]